Who was the anonymous boffin that invented predictive text? In principle it's a neat and nifty idea, but in practice I usually want to smash the sodding phone to smoke and splinters. Here's a few examples that I've almost become bitextual at translating without any mental blinking..
What I Want - What I Get
Don't - Foot
Go - In
Home - Good
If - He
Other assorted oddities include..
Time - Vindaloo
Paragraph or Paracetmol - Parachuting
And in some farcical fingers 'n' thumbs fumble - I once signed off causing confusion and cringed shoulders for the textee "that's great news thief"